Accidental Babies
Ramona was able to get Anderson
to calm down enough to meet her in West Hollywood for coffee. He was usually so confident and
relaxed, but when she saw him walk through the door of Queens Road Café, she
was surprised to see he was really nervous.
Ramona stood up and waved
him over to the table she had gotten for them. He gave a slight nod and removed his sunglasses with orange
frames. She went in for a hug as
he went in to shake her hand. They
paused and laughed nervously before deciding to just sit down.
“Hey,” Ramona said trying
to over-compensate how nervous she felt by making direct eye contact. “Thanks for meeting me.”
“Ain’t no thang,” he
replied unable to make any eye contact at all. “Uh, do they serve alcohol here?”
“I don’t think so. It’s just a coffee shop. They have food if you---.”
“Naw, naw, I’m not
hungry...just thirsty.”
Just then, a waitress
walked up to their table asking, “Can I get you anything to drink?”
Anderson looked down at
the table as if this were the hardest question anyone could have asked him at
that moment.
“He’ll just have a water
with some lemon, thanks,” Ramona answered for him.
The waitress left them
alone again.
“So...what do we do now?”
Anderson asked after a long silence.
Ramona shrugged. “I have no idea,” she replied. “I’ve never had this happen before.”
“I don’t mean to sound
like a dick, but...are you sure it’s---.”
“Yes, I’m sure.” She paused. “You’re the only one I’ve been with this year...unless this
is immaculate conception, in which case God really does have fucked-up sense of
humour because I’ve never been to church a day in my life.” Anderson suddenly saw how nervous
Ramona was and instinctively reached across the table for her hand. She instinctively took it. “I don’t want you to think I planned
this, Andy.”
He finally looked at
her. “Mona, I don’t.”
Andy was the only one who
called her “Mona” besides her mother, but Ramona hadn’t heard her mother call
her that for nearly ten years.